do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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