lets start a swedish sibling band together
No subtext here. People are naked.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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