I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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