This girl is more easily done than said...
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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