they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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