dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
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