i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
