): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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