I could have mohawked her pubes.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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