Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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