I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Houston, we have a blender
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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