if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
PANTIES FOUND
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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