I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Randomize