your room smells of hookers.
And success
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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