i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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