You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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