i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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