He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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