nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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