There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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