so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
