Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I'm sobbing to NWA
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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