she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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