Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I got inside last night via doggy door
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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