and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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