the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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