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youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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