I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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