Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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