Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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