yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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