Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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