she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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