I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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