so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Randomize
