She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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