I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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