8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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