Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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