Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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