last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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