How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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