so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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