apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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