She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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