drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
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