Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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