Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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