Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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