Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
