I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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