Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
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