Apparently you make a good broom.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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