I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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